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Computers are evil
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Posted on: 29th Mar 2014
Computers are such an integral part of our lives today, like them or not, they are worth writing about. Here are some great computer quotes to take into the weekend:
"History always tells a story. That's why you must always clear it out before your dad uses the computer." Unknown
"Life was easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits." Unknown
"Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns." Mitch Ratcliffe
"After a day spent staring at a computer screen think of a book as a screensaver for your mind." Joseph Campbell
"To err is human but, to really foul things up, you need a computer." Paul Ehlrich
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." Emo Philips
"A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting." Unknown
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." Steve Wozniak
"To err is human... to really foul up requires a password." Unknown
"Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."Unknown
"They've finally come up with the perfect office computer; if it makes a mistake it blames another computer." Milton Berle
And, by the way, Microsoft announced they will stop supporting Windows XP on April 8. All the computer gurus said there is no hope to continue using it so you need to buy new software, most likely Windows 8. Just when you thought you might be able to live with computers ...
I suspect a lot of other quotes, mostly unprintable, came to your mind ....
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