Witty quotes from famous and maybe not so famous people. Some are very funny, all are clever:

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"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: After being called two faced, responded:

"I leave it to my audience. Do you think, if I had another face, I would wear this one?"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and for his forgiveness."
UNKNOWN: Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until they speak."

BABE RUTH: After being told by a reporter that he made more money than Hoover, said, "Maybe so, but I had a better year than he had."

MAE WEST: "Between two evils I always pick the one I haven't tried before."

LADY ASTOR TO WINSTON CHURCHILL: "Winston, you are drunk, you are disgustingly drunk."

Winston replied: "Maybe so but you are ugly, you are disgustingly ugly. But, when I wake up, I shall be sober and you will still be ugly."

BRITISH GENERAL ON THE FRENCH: After a hostess at a reception in Vienna for the undefeated British General Arthur Wellesly for the rudeness of some French officers who turned their back on him, the General said, "I have seen their backs before, Madam."

UNKNOWN: "Life always has its ups and downs. If it doesn't, you're dead."

UNKNOWN: "I was born here for a reason. Therefore, I will remain here until I find it."

JAROD KINTZ: "I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

ALAN KALANTRI: "Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals."

GROUCHO MARX: I never forget a face but, in your case, I'll make an exception."

ALBERT EINSTEIN: "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits."

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