Late Night Jokes of the Week

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Posted on: 4th Aug 2016

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

� We're just three days away from the start of the summer Olympics and it's no secret that they've had some troubles down there getting ready, but the mayor of Rio just gave a statement saying the city has gotten in much better shape leading up to the games. When asked what caused him to be so optimistic, the mayor said, "Cocaine."

� Doctors are telling the Rio athletes competing in water sports not to put their heads under water to avoid getting sick. So remember, if you're swimming at the Olympics, swim above the water.

� Athletes asked how they were supposed to swim with their heads in the air, and doctors were like, "Oh, no, don't � you don't breathe in the air. That's even worse."

Hillary Clinton said this weekend that she's going to be at all the presidential debates, despite Trump protesting the schedule. Hillary said that even if Trump doesn't show, she's changed her positions enough that she can just debate herself.

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