Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up 'cause they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
I often feel like the director of a cemetery. I have a lot of people under me, but nobody listens!
General John Gavin
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
Samuel L. Clemens
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